Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

Quotes

Bounty Law spot: Whether you're dead or alive, you're just a dollar sign to Jake Cahill on Bounty Law.

Allen Kincaid: Is that, uh, how you describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth: What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.

Marvin Schwarz: Oh, that your son?
Rick Dalton: My son...No, that's my stunt double Cliff Booth.

Rick Dalton (in The 14 Fists of McCluskey): Anybody order fried sauerkraut?!

Marvin Schwarz: So, Rick...who's gonna kick the shit outta you next week?
Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin?
Ping! Pow! Chum! Zoom! Down goes you. Down goes your career as a leading man.
Or do you go to Rome and star in Westerns? And win fucking fights.

Rick Dalton: It's official, old buddy. I'm a has-been.

Cliff Booth: Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.

Cliff Booth: Was that a whine? What'd I tell ya 'bout whining? You whine, you don't eat.

Steve McQueen: I'm gonna tell you a story. She... was engaged to him.
And she...flew to the UK to make a film with him and broke off her engagement with him and married him.
Then they... moved to Los Angeles... and then the three of 'em have been inseparable.

Woman: Sharon absolutely has a type. Cute, short, talented guys who look like 12-year-old boys.
Steve McQueen: I never stood a chance.

Cliff Booth: You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.

Cliff's wife: You know, this is probably the shittiest weather ever. The shittiest weather
on the shittiest boat with the shittiest person.

Bruce Lee: You know, you're kind of pretty for a stuntman.
Cliff Booth: That's what they tell me.

Bruce Lee: But my hands are registered as lethal weapons.
That means... we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you, I go to jail.
Cliff Booth: Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.

Janet: Get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get fucked!

Sharon Tate: Aww, what's the matter? You afraid I'll tell Jim Morrison you were dancing to Paul Revere and the Raiders? Are they not cool enough for you?

Jay Sebring: Who's this shaggy asshole?

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Sharon Tate: One, please.
Woman: 75 cents.
Sharon Tate: What if I'm in the movie?
Woman: What do you mean?
Sharon Tate: I mean, I'm in the movie. I'm Sharon Tate.

Rick Dalton as Caleb DeCoteau: To my wife and all my sweethearts...may they never meet.

Pussycat: Obviously, I'm not too young to fuck you. But obviously, you are too old to fuck me.
Cliff Booth: What I'm too old to do is go to jail for poontang.
Prison's tryin' to get me all my life, ain't got me yet. The day it does... it won't be because of you.

Trudi: That was the best acting I've ever seen in my whole life.
Rick Dalton: Thank you. Rick fucking Dalton.

Gipsy: We love Pussy.
Cliff Booth: Yes, we do.

Squeaky: When was the last time you saw George?
Cliff Booth: Oh, I'd say about... eight years ago.
Squeaky: Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't realize the two of you were so close.

Squeaky: You might have to shake him awake, I fucked his brains out this morning. He may be tired.

Narrator: When you come to the end of the line with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell.

Sharon Tate: What's going on at the dirty movie place?
Jay Sebring: They're having a premiere.
Sharon Tate: Dirty movies have premieres?
Jay Sebring: Yeah, they're fun!

Cliff Booth: Hippie girl, 50 cents. Tonight the night? Why not?

Rick Dalton: The hell you lookin' at, you little ginger hair fucker?

Cliff Booth: You are real, right?
Tex: We're as real as a doughnut, motherfucker.

Cliff Booth: I know all three of you. Yeah! Spahn Ranch! I don't know your name, but... I remember that hair.And you, I remember your white, little face. And you were on a horsie! Uh... you are...
Tex: I'm the devil. And I'm here to do the devil's business.
Cliff Booth: Nah, it was dumber than that, somethin' like... Rex...

Police Officer: What did these perpetrators do?
Cliff Booth: Perpetrators? They were hippie assholes.

Rick Dalton: You're a good friend, Cliff.
Cliff Booth: I try.

Rick Dalton: My buddy and his dog killed two of 'em, and, uh... shit, I... torched the last one.
Jay Sebring: Torched?
Rick Dalton: Yeah. I burned her ass to a crisp.