Kill Bill Vol. 2

Quotes

The Bride: Looked dead, didn't l? Well, l wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, l can tell you that.
Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma l was to lie in for four years.
When l woke up, l went on what the movie advertisements refer to as "a roaring rampage of revenge." I roared, and l rampaged, and l got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but l've only one more. The last one. The one l'm driving to right now. The only one left. And when l arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill.

Rufus: I was a Drell, l was a Drifter, l was a Coaster, I was part of the Gang, l was a Bar-Kay. If they come through Texas, l done played with 'em.

The Bride: How did you find me?
Bill: l'm the man.

Bill: I happen to be, more or less, particular whom my gal marries.

The Bride: You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely but l wouldn't sit anywhere else.

The Bride: Do l look pretty?

Bill: They just called themselves "The Crazy 88".
Budd: How come?
Bill: l don't know. I guess they thought it sounded cool.

Budd: Them Japs sure know how to hold a grudge, don't they? Or maybe... you just tend to bring that out in people.

Budd: That woman deserves her revenge and...we deserve to die. But then again...so does she. So l guess...we'll just see. Won't we?

Larry: What are you trying to convince me of, exactly? That you're as useless as an asshole right here?

Larry: It's calendar time! Calendar time for Buddy!

Rocket: Yeah, Budd, honey...the toilet is at it again. There's shitty water all over the floor.
Budd: Ok... Rocket. l'll clean it up.

Budd: Not havin' tits as fine or as big as yours, I can't even imagine how bad that shit must sting. Yet... l don't want to, neither. I win.

Elle Driver: Bill.
Budd: Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
Elle Driver: Budd.
Budd: Bingo.
Elle Driver: And to what do l owe this dubious pleasure?

Budd: Wakey, wakey. Eggs and bakey.

Budd: This is for breakin' my brother's heart.

Pai Mei: [in cantonese] Your Mandarin is lousy. It causes my ears discomfort. You bray like an ass!

Pai Mei: [in cantonese] From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.

Pai Mei: [in cantonese] Like all Yankee women all you can do is order in restaurants and spend a man's money!

The Bride: Ok, Pai Mei. Here l come.

The Bride: May I have a glass of water, please?

Elle Driver: The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, l've always liked that word, "gargantuan." l so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.

Elle Driver: Right at this moment the biggest "R" l feel is regret.
Regret that maybe the greatest warrior l have ever met, met her end at the hands of a bushwhackin', scrub, alkie, piece of shit like you. That woman deserved better.

Elle Driver: That's right. l killed your master. And now l'm gonna kill you, too. With your own sword, no less.
Which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
The Bride: Bitch...you don't have a future.

Esteban Vihaio: l must warn you, young lady...l am susceptible to flattery.

B.B.: Did you dream of me? l dreamed of you.
The Bride: Every single night, baby. Every single night.

B.B.: You're the most beautifulest woman l ever saw in the whole wide world.

Bill: Some things, once you do, they can never be undone.

The Bride: What the fuck did you just shoot me with?

The Bride: Are you calling me a superhero?
Bill: l'm calling you a killer. A natural born killer.

The Bride: You pretty good with that shotgun?
Karen Kim: Not that l have to be at this range but l'm a fuckin' surgeon with this shotgun.
The Bride: Well, guess what, bitch? l'm better than Annie Oakley and l got you right in my sight.

The Bride: Any other time you'd be 100 percent right. This time you're 100 percent wrong.

Karen Kim: Congratulations.

The Bride: You know, five years ago, if l had to make a list of impossible things that could never happen, you performing a coup de grâce on me by bustin' a cap in my crown would've been right at the top of the list.

The Bride: You overreacted?

Bill: l'm a killer. l'm a murdering bastard. You know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them.

The Bride: You and l have unfinished business.
Bill: Baby... you ain't kiddin'.

Bill: You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person. But every once in a while you can be a real cunt.

The lioness has rejoined her cub, and all is right in the jungle.