Cherry: It's like you said it would be.
Two against the world baby, two against the world.

Sheriff Hague: Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other.
And especially... don't shoot me.

Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going?
Wray: I'm going to get Cherry.
Sheriff Hague: Fine, but we're taking my car.
I'm riding with you.

J.T.: Best in Texas.

The Rapist: Im gonna get my dick wet.
Rapist #2: She got one leg.
The Rapist: Easier access.
Rapist #2: Good point.

J.T.: That boy's got the devil in him.

The Rapist: Do you like Ava Gardner?
Cherry: Sorry?
The Rapist: Ava Gardner. Do you like her?
Cherry: Yeah, I guess.
The Rapist: I was just thinkin' that you, uh, kinda look like Ava Gardner, a little bit.
You've got something you wanna say to me?
Cherry: I have nothing to say to you.
The Rapist: You have nothing to say uh? That's funny.
Cause I could swear you just give a "fuck you" look right now.
You wanna say fuck you to me?
Cherry: Not at this moment.
The Rapist: You know what this is?
Cherry: A gun.
The Rapist: It's simplicity itself. You see, you point it at what you want to die. And you pull the little trigger here. And a little bullet comes outta here.
And the little bullet... hits you right there!
And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.

Sheriff Hague: Give him the gun. Give him all the guns.

Earl McGraw: Damn! Ramona, you've been fartin' like a goddamn pack mule.

Crazy Babysitter Twin #2: Where do you think you're going you fucking bitch!

Cherry: I'm Cherry.
Dakota: You sure are.

Dakota: And after this one... you'll never see me again.

Lt. Muldoon: Where's... the... shit?

Dakota: I want you to open that for mommy.
Now, take the gun.
Careful! And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me, I want you to shoot them. Okay? I'm not kidding Tony, you shoot them, just like in your video games.You shoot them in the head.
Tony : What if it's dad?
Dakota: ESPECIALLY if it's your dad.

J.T.: Alright, but you gotta take this recipe to the grave.
Sheriff Hague: I don't think that will be a problem.

Earl McGraw: Never did like that son of a bitch. About as useless as a pecker on a pope.

Abby: You killed Bin Laden?
Lt. Muldoon: I put two in his heart, one in his computer.
Wray: So that was you.

The Rapist: I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco.

Cherry: Name's Cherry Darling...
Wray: Sounds like a stripper name
Cherry: No, it sounds like a gogo dancer name. There's a difference.

Lt. Muldoon: Get Lewis down here.
Soldier: He's getting his dick wet, sir.
Lt. Muldoon: Get him the fuck down here... NOW!

Tony : I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.

Lt. Muldoon: You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.

Dr. Block: You gotta lose the arm, Joe.
Joe: Lose the arm? What do you mean, "lose the arm?" My arm?

Skip: You know what a go-go dance is?
Cherry: Useless talent #12?
Skip: No. It's a happy dance. You get up there, you dance happy.
It's go-go, not cry cry.

Abby: I also want your balls.
Romey: I'm really quite of attached to em...

Muldoon: Looks like I got you by the balls, Abby.

Tony : No dead bodies for dad tonight. Amen.

Wray: Hello Palomita.

Cherry: That's the problem with goals.
They become the thing you talk about, instead of the thing you do.

Wray: Is that my jacket? I looked for it two weeks.
Cherry: How long did you look for me, Wray?
Wray: The jacket belonged to me, you didn't.

Wray: I never miss.

Wray: Did you find what was in the pocket?
Cherry: Fuck no.
Wray: Look for it. No, the other one.
I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 'Cuz you took the jacket...
Cherry:... and I looked for it for two weeks.
Wray: Read it.
Cherry: Two against the world.
Wray: Remember that?
Cherry: I never forgot it.

Wray: Get up. We're leaving.
Cherry: I can't walk.
Wray: So what? Get up!
Cherry: Motherfucker! Look at me!
Look at me! I was gonna be a stand-up comedian! Who's gonna laugh now?
Wray: Some of the best jokes are about cripples. Let's go.

Wray: Go. Leave me.
Cherry: I am not leaving you here like this. Motherfuckers around here eat road kill.
See? I'm funny. I made you laugh.
Wray: Go to the ocean. Put your backs to it and protect yourselves there.
Cherry: I'm not leaving you, Wray. Two against the world.
Wray: It will be. I promise. I never miss.